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"Jedi Pimp" M3
I just saw this and thought it was awesome...reminds me of the realultimatepower.com stories.
“Jedi Pimp” Has His Way to Lure People into Buying His BMW M3
http://carscoop.blogspot.com/2008/05...re-people.html
Listing: 2002 BMW M3 Coupe, 6-speed manual, Rare Laguna Seca blue, Gruppe M intake, Remus exhaust, Fully adjustable coilover suspension, AC Schnitzer rear spoiler, AC Schnitzer roof spoiler, AC Schnitzer clear corners, LED tail lights with smoke colored lenses, 50k service (big one including valve adjustment) done at 65k miles, New brakes, Maintenance records available, New 18″ wheels and tires, Harman Kardon premium sound system, Ice cold A/C, Looks & runs great, Non-smoker, Power everything, Very clean interior, Well maintained, 100k BMW engine warranty. Private Seller (no sales tax).
This car has gotten me laid so much it is ridiculous. I would like pull up to a pimp club in Scottsdale and the valet would crap his pants, but I wouldn’t let him park it. I just leave it up front and make sure all the ladies saw me get out. I’m also totally ripped so that helps too.
I inject myself with pure bull shark testosterone and lift 4 hours a day. My diet also consists of 24 egg whites a day. I’ve got a killer 6 pack and some delts that you would not believe. I only hook up with 9s and 10s. Never less because I’m a winner! I’m not saying this car will do the same for you but it’s a start.
If you’re interested in taking the first step to becoming a true Jedi Pimp email me at [email protected]. I’ll probably be working out so I’ll get back to you as soon as I finish my protein shake (and probably hooking up with a hot chick).:bowdown:
“Jedi Pimp” Has His Way to Lure People into Buying His BMW M3
http://carscoop.blogspot.com/2008/05...re-people.html
Listing: 2002 BMW M3 Coupe, 6-speed manual, Rare Laguna Seca blue, Gruppe M intake, Remus exhaust, Fully adjustable coilover suspension, AC Schnitzer rear spoiler, AC Schnitzer roof spoiler, AC Schnitzer clear corners, LED tail lights with smoke colored lenses, 50k service (big one including valve adjustment) done at 65k miles, New brakes, Maintenance records available, New 18″ wheels and tires, Harman Kardon premium sound system, Ice cold A/C, Looks & runs great, Non-smoker, Power everything, Very clean interior, Well maintained, 100k BMW engine warranty. Private Seller (no sales tax).
This car has gotten me laid so much it is ridiculous. I would like pull up to a pimp club in Scottsdale and the valet would crap his pants, but I wouldn’t let him park it. I just leave it up front and make sure all the ladies saw me get out. I’m also totally ripped so that helps too.
I inject myself with pure bull shark testosterone and lift 4 hours a day. My diet also consists of 24 egg whites a day. I’ve got a killer 6 pack and some delts that you would not believe. I only hook up with 9s and 10s. Never less because I’m a winner! I’m not saying this car will do the same for you but it’s a start.
If you’re interested in taking the first step to becoming a true Jedi Pimp email me at [email protected]. I’ll probably be working out so I’ll get back to you as soon as I finish my protein shake (and probably hooking up with a hot chick).:bowdown:
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This is actually a repost of an ad that was found on craigslist AND autotrader. Some guy is honestly trying to sell it like this. :lol:
:doh:Your whole life and existence on this planet is a failure.
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Sounds to me like a quote from Brucie on GTA 4 :lol:This is actually a repost of an ad that was found on craigslist AND autotrader. Some guy is honestly trying to sell it like this. :lol:
I was going to post that:bigthumb:Sounds to me like a quote from Brucie on GTA 4 :lol:
haha. Thats who I thought of as soon as I started reading this :lol:...and also the dude from the "new haircut" videoSounds to me like a quote from Brucie on GTA 4 :lol:
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