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Real Life Lessons Learned from the GLR...

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1. People will always sign up for meets, and few will show
2. Never work on your car a day or two before a meet
3. Never come up with a lame excuse for why you didnt come to a meet, tell us you just didnt want to come, we will accept that.
4. Alkihol cures all
5. No matter how many cars Crow owns, he will break them all and blame them on something else
6. Art is indeed crazy
7. People love Tara's ass, so I should just get over it
8. Jeremy will never have good muhney management
9. Ian would still get lost even with a Tom Tom
10. Jeremy gets lost with a Tom Tom
11. People show up when they know the stripper will be there...
12. Ian will always find the barn.
13. Ian and Ryan always end up on the retard couch.
14. Club3g meets involve cars? I thought it was just alkihol.
15. Trying to drink with the Polacks only leads to bad things and loss of memory.
16. Jeremy always wears his gloves while driving.
17. Darklink's one golf glove owns everyone at Grady's except Nate who just pushes him out of the way.
18. Ron's car will either break right before, during or while returning home from a meet.
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Yup...

Things I have learned over the past year:

1. People will always sign up for meets, and few will show
2. Never work on your car a day or two before a meet
3. Never come up with a lame excuse for why you didnt come to a meet, tell us you just didnt want to come, we will accept that.
4. Alkihol cures all
5. No matter how many cars Crow owns, he will break them all and blame them on something else
6. Art is indeed crazy
7. People love Tara's ass, so I should just get over it
8. Jeremy will never have good muhney management
9. Ian would still get lost even with a Tom Tom
10. Jeremy gets lost with a Tom Tom
11. People show up when they know the stripper will be there...
12. Ian will always find the barn.
13. Ian and Ryan always end up on the retard couch.
14. Club3g meets involve cars? I thought it was just alkihol.
15. Trying to drink with the Polacks only leads to bad things and loss of memory.
16. Jeremy always wears his gloves while driving.
17. Darklink's one golf glove owns everyone at Grady's except Nate who just pushes him out of the way.
18. Ron's car will either break right before, during or while returning home from a meet.
19. As soon as a member of the GLR gets married, we all never see them again!
20. Ryan will always mooch WI-FI from his neighbor and get pissed while trying to read the first 19.
21. Jason's wife has him on a very short leash and won't let him out of the house for anything including meets.
22. Kai takes stuff too dam seriously.
 
Yup...

Things I have learned over the past year:

1. People will always sign up for meets, and few will show
2. Never work on your car a day or two before a meet
3. Never come up with a lame excuse for why you didnt come to a meet, tell us you just didnt want to come, we will accept that.
4. Alkihol cures all
5. No matter how many cars Crow owns, he will break them all and blame them on something else
6. Art is indeed crazy
7. People love Tara's ass, so I should just get over it
8. Jeremy will never have good muhney management
9. Ian would still get lost even with a Tom Tom
10. Jeremy gets lost with a Tom Tom
11. People show up when they know the stripper will be there...
12. Ian will always find the barn.
13. Ian and Ryan always end up on the retard couch.
14. Club3g meets involve cars? I thought it was just alkihol.
15. Trying to drink with the Polacks only leads to bad things and loss of memory.
16. Jeremy always wears his gloves while driving.
17. Darklink's one golf glove owns everyone at Grady's except Nate who just pushes him out of the way.
18. Ron's car will either break right before, during or while returning home from a meet.
19. As soon as a member of the GLR gets married, we all never see them again!
20. Ryan will always mooch WI-FI from his neighbor and get pissed while trying to read the first 19.
21. Jason's wife has him on a very short leash and won't let him out of the house for anything including meets.
22. Kai takes stuff too dam seriously.
23. Lunar will always have an excuse not to be at a meet.
24. Wherever there is a C3G meet, mexican ricers in their civics and sentras will show up and try to do burnouts and flybys.
 
I think its time to update this thread:

Things I have learned over the past year:

1. People will always sign up for meets, and few will show
2. Never work on your car a day or two before a meet
3. Never come up with a lame excuse for why you didnt come to a meet, tell us you just didnt want to come, we will accept that.
4. Alkihol cures all
5. No matter how many cars Crow owns, he will break them all and blame them on something else
6. Art is indeed crazy
7. People love Tara's ass, so I should just get over it
8. Jeremy will never have good muhney management
9. Ian would still get lost even with a Tom Tom
10. Jeremy gets lost with a Tom Tom
11. People show up when they know the stripper will be there...
12. Ian will always find the barn.
13. Ian and Ryan always end up on the retard couch.
14. Club3g meets involve cars? I thought it was just alkihol.
15. Trying to drink with the Polacks only leads to bad things and loss of memory.
16. Jeremy always wears his gloves while driving.
17. Darklink's one golf glove owns everyone at Grady's except Nate who just pushes him out of the way.
18. Ron's car will either break right before, during or while returning home from a meet.
19. As soon as a member of the GLR gets married, we all never see them again!
20. Ryan will always mooch WI-FI from his neighbor and get pissed while trying to read the first 19.
21. Jason's wife has him on a very short leash and won't let him out of the house for anything including meets.
22. Kai takes stuff too dam seriously.
23. Lunar will always have an excuse not to be at a meet.
24. Wherever there is a C3G meet, mexican ricers in their civics and sentras will show up and try to do burnouts and flybys.
25. Dave thinks we are all ****, that is why he hangs out will us all. To fullfill that sexual desire that is missing in his life.
26. Never tell any GLR member anything you dont want to be made fun of for the rest of your life.
27. Know that if you come to a GLR meet, you are here to drink....To hell with the cars.
29. Jeremy will hide his steak with 1lb of Pepper.
30. Bitter and Kat will watch porn the entire time during BTN.
31. Kevin likes it up the rear. Just look at the BTN pics.
32. Kevin has a thing for Grady.
 
Boy Crow you actually know my personality...I def. dont know who you are and if I did I probably would hurt you...just ask Kev what I did to him at the OSU/Mich Game...he was hurting for days and I actually love him...so just think what I would do to you since I dont know you!!!:devil: also note to self....Redheads are very mean...and I'm a redhead!!
It's because I've done less to you and you've wanted to kill me before too.:hspin: